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1. CLOUD SEEDING TO TAKE PLACE OVER EASTERN NEW MEXICO THIS SUMMER
Cue the chemtrails anti-fan club.
2. STATE OF THE CITY SLATED FOR MARCH 30
Between the recent obelisk kerfuffle, the soccer showdown and that pothole that just about swallowed our car, we’re pretty interested to hear about the good around here. Chile, maybe?
3. SANTA FE ARCHBISHOP APOLOGIZES FOR SEXUALLY ABUSIVE PRIESTS
Can we end tax exemptions for churches now?
4. CITY FACING POSSIBLE CREDIT DOWNGRADE OVER MISSING AUDITS
We’re guessing no one will brag about this in a speech.
5. VINYL OUTSELLS CDS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE 1980S
“It just, like, produces sounds you feel rather than hear,” says that hipster you hate.
6. LEGISLATIVE SESSION COMES TO A CLOSE
Another 57 days of baffling time warps and three days of action.
7. SANTA FE AIRPORT EXPANSION DELAYED
Good thing we’ve all been prepared to an absurd degree for airport delays.