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1. DAVID ABBEY RETIRING AS HEAD OF LEGISLATURE’S BUDGET OFFICE.
It’s a well-earned retirement, but who’s going to do math for our legislators now?
2. ORGANIZER OF GLORIETA PASS COMMEMORATION BLASTS ‘WOKE’ MENTALITY AMID OBELISK OPPOSITION
Kids today with their dislike of racism!
3. MEOW WOLF NOW OFFERING VIRTUAL MINI GOLF
Because nothing ruins a game of mini golf like it physically existing.
4. NEW CARWASH OPENS AT SANTA FE PLACE MALL
Just in time for the dusty season.
5. CANNABIS CONTROL DIVISION SAYS GOODBYE TO THIRD DIRECTOR IN TWO YEARS
Forget criminals, let’s get a handle on that revolving bureaucrat door.
6. FRENCH KEEP ON STRIKIN’ AS PRESIDENT PUSHES TO RAISE RETIREMENT AGE FROM 62 to 64.
What’s “retirement” again? Asking for millennials.
7. CITY HOSTS EASTER “TOUCH THE TRUCK” EVENT
No thanks. We’ll just watch from over here.
