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1. CALLS OFF THE FIRST LAUNCH ATTEMPT OF ITS GIANT ROCKET.
Big E is really putting those government subsidies to work
2. LATEST CHARTER REVIEW COMMISSION MEETING BRINGS TOTAL OF PUBLIC COMMENTS TO THREE.
Speak now, Santa Fe, or don’t complain later.
3. GOV MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM VETO MESSAGE SAYS THE THREAT OF INCARCERATION IS A GOOD WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO KICK DRUG HABITS
Because everyone knows there’s absolutely no drugs in jail.
4. PROPUBLICA REVEALS TEXAS BAJILLIONAIRE BOUGHT THE HOME WHERE SUPCO JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS’ MOTHER LIVES
He’s not charging her rent, which seems crooked to us but we wouldn’t say no if someone wanted to give us free rent.
5. CITY REACHES AGREEMENT WITH WILDEARTH GUARDIANS TO KEEP SANTA FE RIVER FLOWING.
Webber shores up the fish vote.
6. TAX REBATE CHECKS ARE ON THE WAY SOON
Start your Amazon wish list now.
7. DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION ANNOUNCED SUMMIT ON CANNABIS AND DRIVING JUST TWO DAYS BEFORE IT TAKES PLACE
They were too stoned to let anyone know sooner.