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1. GOV’S OFFICE RACKS UP CATERING BILLS
We propose catered lunches at the gov’s mansion should feature nothing nicer than school cafeteria fare
2. COPS FACING LAWSUIT AFTER MISTAKENLY HOLDING POJOAQUE TEEN AT GUNPOINT
Remember: It’s “to protect and serve” not “point guns at whoever the hell we feel like.”
3. SFPD REPORTS NUMEROUS CAR CRASHES AFTER IT SNOWED THE OTHER DAY
Santa Fe, we love you, but the way you handle weather is the weirdest shit in the world.
4. BIDEN DISSES FOX NEWS IN RECENT SPEECH
Kinda low-hanging fruit at this point, but it still feels right.
5. CITY TOUTS SANTA FE BIKE MONTH
Be careful!
6. SANTA FE COULD GET TWO NEW CHARTER SCHOOLS
And not one but two teens have been named as the city’s youth poet laureates. Let’s do two more things.
7. SANTA FE COUNTY LOOKING FOR MORE VOLUNTEER FIREFIGHTERS
Because who doesn’t want to run at an inferno for free?
