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1. NM’S KIRTLAND AIR FORCE BASE WILL BE INVOLVED WITH SPACE FORCE
Fingers crossed it’s the development of laser swords.
2. EMOTIONAL AMERICANS CELEBRATE JUNE 1′S NATIONAL DINOSAUR DAY
#Raptors4Ever
3. APPLE RELEASES AR HEADSET FOR $3,500
Get—and we can’t stress this enough—the fuck outta here.
4. SOME NEW MEXICANS GET $29 CHECKS FROM STATE TURBOTAX SUIT
We don’t know whether to feel insulted over the low amount or pumped that we’re about to order pizza with that cash.
5. SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR DEB HAALAND SECURES 10-MILE MINING/FRACKING BUFFER AROUND CHACO CANYON
At least until Big Oil gets in front of the Supreme Court, anyway.
6. NEW MEXICO GETS RECENT FLOOD AND TORNADO WARNINGS
Which sucks because everyone here prefers things dry and still.
7. SANTA FE PUBLIC LIBRARIES TO RE-OPEN ON MONDAYS
Somewhere out there LeVar Burton just stopped whatever he was doing and smiled.
