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1. SANTA FE HIGH SCHOOL SAFETY SUPERVISOR LIKENS NEW SECURITY ROBOT TO A CROSS BETWEEN AN ATV AND JOHNNY 5 FROM SHORT CIRCUIT
Let’s not forget Johnny was struck by lightning and became sentient.
2. DINE+UNWIND FOOD MAGAZINE POISED TO MAKE A COMEBACK
Pay-to-play food writing to give you that not-quite-full feeling.
3. NONBINARY ACTORS MAKE HISTORY WITH TONY WINS
No joke here—just a solid “Heck, yeah!” for representation.
4. PROTESTERS BLOCK ROAD TO CHACO CANYON IN ACTION AGAINST DRILLING BAN
US Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland contemplates new titles for her memoir, including Go away! and Nobody Wins.
5. VERY LARGE ARRAY TO ADD MORE THAN 200 NEW ANTENNAS
Aliens likely to continue ignoring our calls, though, because we kind of suck.
6. POLICE ADVERTISE UNCLAIMED PROPERTY
There’s one cellphone on the list? Is it yours?
7. TAOS GETTING BACK TO NORMAL FOLLOWING TWO-DAY PHONE AND INTERNET OUTAGE
We know people need phones and internet at this point, but not being reachable for two days kind of sounds like a dream.
