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1. ELON MUSK’S MOM WON’T LET HIM GO THROUGH WITH MARK ZUCKERBERG CAGE MATCH
Somebody’s bound to punch those dudes in the face anyway at some point.
2. FEDERAL BROADBAND EXPANSION TO BRING $675 MILLION TO NEW MEXICO
Your internet will still go out when it’s kind of windy.
3. SANTA FE WOMAN SUING COUNTY COMMISSION AFTER FACEBOOK COMMENTS DELETED FROM SHERIFF’S OFFICE FACEBOOK PAGE
Take it from us, the cops really don’t love it when you want to hold them accountable.
4. RYAN SEACREST TO TAKE OVER WHEEL OF FORTUNE FOLLOWING PAT SAJAK’S RETIREMENT LATER THIS YEAR
And suddenly our grandmas become more animated than they have in years.
5. CITY REPORTEDLY DEALING WITH HIGH VOLUME OF RECORDS REQUESTS
OK, but just do it, though.
6. ZOZOBRA IMAGERY FEATURED ON NEW FIRE TRUCK
And here we thought the SFFD was anti-things-burning-to-the-freaking-ground.
7. FOURTH OF JULY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER
And what better way to check out the Zozobra truck than accidentally burning shit down through reckless use of fireworks?
