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1. NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DECLARES MONSOON SEASON “A DUD”
More like non-soon season. #swish
2. CITY OKs POTENTIAL MIDTOWN FILM STUDIO EXPANSION
Just in time for this super-fun ongoing WGA/SAG strike, too!
3. BIDEN HEADING TO NEW MEXICO SOON
He’s probably coming for that sweet, sweet herb, brah.
4. SECRETARY OF AGING AND LONG-TERM SERVICES KATRINA HOTRUM-LOPEZ LEAVES STATE JOB
Like something leaving a sinking something.
5. DRUNK DRIVER CRASHES AT POLICE ACADEMY
Well, that’s not funny at all, but then, neither is Steve Guttenberg.
6. NEW DUTCH BROS. COFFEE ON CERRILLOS ROAD REPORTEDLY CAUSING TRAFFIC ISSUES
Everyone knows we already have kickass local coffee shops here, right?
7. COMIC LEGEND PAUL REUBENS DIES FOLLOWING PRIVATE BATTLE WITH CANCER
He was a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
