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1. STATE MIGHT BUY A SECOND PLANE FOR OFFICIAL BUSINESS
Pshshshhst—most people don’t even have one plane.
2. BLACK FEATHER FIRE UP TO OVER 2,000 ACRES
We’re not in love with the whole fires all the time thing.
3. PLASTIC RECYCLING FACILITY IN ALBUQUERQUE ALSO BURNS
What did we just say?!
4. RECORD HIGH HEAT AFFECTS 70 MILLION AMERICANS
Who knew you could hate pants this much? No, but seriously—we’re in very serious trouble.
5. BARBIE MOVIE SURPASSES $1 BILLION AT THE BOX OFFICE—A FIRST FOR A WOMAN DIRECTOR
“Well, I hated it!” shout men upset that sometimes movies aren’t made specifically for them.
6. HARRY’S ROADHOUSE RESTAURANT SELLS TO PAIR OF LONGTIME EMPLOYEES
Who knew you could hate pants this much? No, but seriously—we’re in very serious trouble. the same ring.
7. POND ON UPPER CANYON DRAINED WITHOUT WARNING
See, we need more water, not less!
