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1. 2024 KICKS OFF AND SO FAR IT HAS BEEN...FINE
We were rousted from a peaceful sleep by fireworks. Kudos to all of you who partied hard.
2. CITY TO TEST PILOT PROGRAM INCENTIVIZING DOWNTOWN BIZ OWNERS TO PAY FOR EMPLOYEES’ PARKING PASSES
For business owners who need to be bribed to take OK care of their staff.
3. ONE-TIME GOP LAWMAKER, OTHERS REPORT TRUMP SMELLS BAD AS FORMER PREZ BARRED FROM MAINE BALLOT
*Artist representation
4. DALLAS/FORT WORTH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TOP DESTINATION FOR DOMESTIC FLIERS LEAVING FROM SANTA FE AIRPORT
Suck it, Denver (in second place with your second place chile, too)!
5. TWO HORROR MOVIES FEATURING MICKEY MOUSE ANNOUNCED ONE DAY AFTER 1928 STEAMBOAT WILLIE MICKEY FINALLY HITS PUBLIC DOMAIN
Movies not likely to be half as scary as Disney’s business practices.
6. IT’S MINUS 40 DEGREES IN FINLAND RIGHT NOW
We’re just trying to cheer you up.
7. AMC SHOW DARK WINDS BACK TO FILMING AT CAMEL ROCK STUDIOS
Zahn McClarnon, Kiowa Gordon reportedly both still hot as fuck.
