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1. TRUMP SAYS RUSSIA SHOULD ATTACK NATO ALLIES WHO DON’T PAY BILLS
We’ll quote NPR here: “The 77-year-old either does not understand how NATO works or is distorting the truth for political gain.”
2. SUPER BOWL OCCURS
Huge congrats to Taylor’s boyfriend.
3. BIDEN WHITE HOUSE STARTS TIKTOK ACCOUNT
He’s really hi-fellow-young-people-ing.
4. FORMER NCAA SWIMMER RILEY GAINES STUMPS FOR TERFY LEGISLATION IN NM
Fuck—and might we add—off.
5. CAT CAFÉ OPENS IN BACA STREET RAILYARD
For when you’ve just read that Trump is egging on Russia and Biden is now on TikTok.
6. BARNES & NOBLE TO OPEN IN SANTA FE MALL
We’d point out that the Borders-esuqe model hasn’t worked out great in Santa Fe—and that Geronimo’s Books on the Southside totally exists.
7. PNM WARNS ABOUT DANGERS OF MYLAR BALLOONS AND POWER LINES
They’re also super bad for wildlife. Thumbs down.
