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1. TRUMP INTRODUCES NEW SHOES AT SNEAKER CON
Everyone agrees the word “con” is appropriate in this case.
2. EPA WANTS NEW RULE TO PUNISH OIL AND GAS COMPANIES FOR EXCESS POLLUTION
That wasn’t already a thing?!?
3. NM HEALTH DEPARTMENT TO STUDY PSILOCYBIN THERAPY
Us, too, but, like, a home basis. Anyway, have you ever thought about the cosmos, man?
4. SANTA FE MINIMUM WAGE TO HIT $14.60 MARCH 1
Barely enough for a microdose.
5. FORTHCOMING BARNES & NOBLE TO REPORTEDLY HAVE “SANTA FE VIBES”
We can’t wait to see what that means.
6. LEGISLATURE ADJOURNS
Sorry, Rio Chama.
7. AND NOW THAT THEY’RE OUT OF SESSION, LAWMAKER FUNDRAISING KICKS OFF FOR JUNE PRIMARIES
Sorry, everyone else.
