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1. Cyber attacks shut down New Mexico Highlands University classes for several days
At least it’s a teachable moment about the end of civilization
2. Cows, chickens and at least one human test positive for bird flu
See #1
3. Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham issues executive order requiring state agencies to come into compliance with cyber safety rules
Just as soon as they learn how to convert PDFS to Word docs
4. Santa Fe Police issue news release announcing “DWI checkpoints and DWI saturation patrols are everywhere” in April
Writing news releases while drunk still OK
5. City of Santa Fe rolls out salary increases to help retain workers
Or at least subsidize gas money for commuting from Albuquerque
6. New Mexico House Republicans say election of new leaders represents “a significant shift toward a revitalized future for New Mexico House Republicans.”
As the saying goes: If wishes were elephants
7. National study says New Mexicans’ #1 dream career is chocolatier
But only state workers were polled
