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1. Santa Fe Mayor Alan Webber introduces an ordinance to ban people from sitting or standing on medians
Called the “Out of Sight/Out of Mind” law
2. Highlands University reopens fully following cyber attack
Resetting campus passwords expected to be complete by next school year
3. Santa Fe Police announce 220 citations so far in spring blitz crackdown, including one for reckless driving
Punchline: One
4. Jury awards $31 million to woman who fell in Maria’s New Mexico Kitchen parking lot
She turned down the lifetime margarita settlement offer
5. Study shows forever chemicals found in water sources all across New Mexico
But not in beer
6. State lawyers argue judge should dismiss lawsuit over pollution stemming from oil and gas production
And they’ve got the money to make the argument, thanks to oil and gas production
7. City of Santa Fe will help pay for Zozobra-shaped hot-air balloon to help increase tourism
in the untapped pyromania market