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1. NRA sues New Mexico over seven-day waiting period
Citing its violation of the country’s instant gratification amendment
2. Cities of Santa Fe and Albuquerque unveil Zozobra hot air balloon
Mayors of each city found common ground on the issue of hot air
3. Investors drop lawsuit against Former House Speaker Brian Egolf and wife Kelly’s juice company
The couple celebrated with double-shots of wheatgrass
4. Trap House now filming in Albuquerque
But will it earn a statue of a trap house?
5. City of Santa Fe submits 2023 audit just one day late
So, actually early in government time
6. Elm seed bugs invading New Mexico
At least they’re not driving up home prices
7. Endangered lizard could slow oil and gas drilling in New Mexico
As could a giant lizard with super powers (hypothetically)
