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1. Santa Fe Police use drones to locate car theft suspects
Chupacabra still at large
2. Judge ends the Alec Baldwin Rust case
and possibly a few legal careers
3. City of Santa Fe fills vacant spokesperson position
But has yet to announce doing so
4. Democratic lawmakers express concern about governor’s public safety session
While in a squad line wearing protective gear
5. Santa Fe City Council votes on median safety bill at special meeting on Wednesday
To be really special, they should hold it on a median
6. Amid lawsuits, businessman Gerry Peters admits he’s scaling back operations
But now who will run Santa Fe?
7. Santa Fe National Forest reports new lightening-sparked wildfires
But as of yet, no locusts falling from the sky
