1. 12-YEAR-OLD FROM ESPAÑOLA ENTERS 2024 USA MULLET CHAMPIONSHIP
Awesome.
2. 24-HOUR VET OPENS IN SANTA FE
We almost want to let our cats eat that plastic just so we can check it out!
3. NICOTINE POUCHES ON THE RISE AMONG NEW MEXICO TEENS
What ever happened to pursuing alcohol poisoning in the woods with your 200 closest friends?
4. GAY RODEO, NOW 32, RETURNS
Tough blow, ‘phobes.
5. TAOS DWIGHT YOAKAM SHOW RAINED OUT
Thanks a bunch, Earth.
6. BANDELIER SHUTTLE SERVICE ENDS
Now what cave dwellings are we supposed to traverse?!
7. ZOZOBRA BURNS FOR THE 100th TIME THIS WEEK
First-time visitors likely to return home with tales of our city’s mass insanity.
