1. MEOW WOLF TO LAY OFF AS-YET UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES
Good tidings to you and your kin, we guess.
2. HOMEWISE PURCHASES MORE LAND FOR TIERRA CONTENTA DEVELOPMENT
We suck up to our landlords and pray they don’t wanna go the Airbnb route.
3. ANTHEM BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD REVERSES ANESTHESIA TIME LIMIT DECISION
Probably wise for health insurance companies to lie low and be cool right now.
4. ST. JOHN’S COLLEGE WILL OFFER FREE TUITION TO LOW-INCOME STUDENTS
Likely because they know the income potential of folks whose resumes include “Euclid expert.”
5. TOWN OF TAOS MIGHT RENAME KIT CARSON PARK
The road to pulling assholes’ names off public spaces will surely be a long one, but we’re here for it.
6. CITY AND COUNTY JOIN FORCES TO STUDY NEW AMPHITHEATER
Because if you’re going to see the mid-level country-rock bands your mom loves, you’ll obviously wanna do that outdoors.
7. CITY EXTENDS STREETLIGHT LED REPLACEMENT CONTRACT
Your street to remain dark, terrifying.
