1. SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN TURNS 175
And it doesn’t look a day over 170.
2. TAOS WOMAN WINS $1 MILLION FROM OHKAY HOTEL CASINO
Someone should tell her about our feed-a-journalist initiative.
3. IN CONGRESSIONAL HEARING, OFFICIALS ASSERT THERE IS ADVANCED LIFE LIVING UNDER THE SEA
Proof that SpongeBob SquarePants is, in fact, real and dangerous.
4. GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM SAYS SHE’LL “RESIST” TRUMP’S MASS DEPORTATION NONSENSE
Maybe we can get Bryan Cranston to do another commer- cial?
5. ICE REPORTEDLY LOOKING TO EXPAND IN NEW MEXICO
Gross.
6. TWO SANTA FE PROJECTS WIN REGIONAL EMMYS
All the other projects win SFR’s Who Caresies Award.
7. AFTER TEMPORARY CESSATION OF STRAY SERVICES, CITY AND ANIMAL SHELTER COME TO AGREEMENT
None of this would even be necessary if we’d all just listened to Bob Barker.
