1. THANKSGIVING DROPS THIS WEEK
We just want to say how weird it is that people eat birds.
2. NEW MEXICO HEALTH SECRETARY STEPS DOWN SUDDEnLY WITH NO REASON ANNOUNCED
“Everything is terrible,” is our go-to, and he’s free to use it.
3. SKI SANTA FE OPENING EARLY—AND WITH A NEW LIFT, TOO
Nothing says winter like hurtling down a hill strapped to wooden sticks, so shred the gnar on that sick pow-pow, bro!
4. RUST PREMIERS WITH DEDICATION TO SLAIN CINEMATOGRAPHER HALYNA HUTCHINS
How great for her family that her totally preventable on-set death has been immortalized.
5. MATT GAETZ WITHDRAWS FROM AG CONSIDERATION
O, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
6. HOLIDAY ARTS ’N’ CRAFTS FAIRS ABOUND IN SANTA FE AND BEYOND
For when you really want to disappoint someone with your gift…
7. NEW FOOD HALL TO OPEN DOWNTOWN
Put an Orange Julius in there, please.
