1. TRUMP FAILS TO HIRE ENOUGH BUSES FOR RALLY SUPPORTERS IN CALIFORNIA DESERT
We’ve always said he doesn’t care who lives or dies.
2. INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY CELEBRATED IN SANTA FE
In your face, Bitchstopher Columbitch!
3. SOME SEE NORTHERN LIGHTS OVER NEW MEXICO
Does it actually count if one can only perceive the lights through a camera lens with a long-ass -exposure time?
4. SANTA FE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL KICKS OFF THIS WEEK
“Thanos isn’t even in any of these!” shout area nerds.
5. SANTA FE ANIMAL SHELTER HAS A NEW CEO
Local idiots likely to continue not spaying and neutering their pets.
6. SANTA FE SCHOOLS BEAT STATE AVERAGES FOR READING AND CHRONIC ABSENTEEISM
Skills that will surely help kids as median home prices force their families into other towns.
7. NEW EAVES MOVIE RANCH OWNER WANTS TO OPEN TO THE PUBLIC
“Look over there,” you’ll say. “It’s like a saloon only not.”
