1. THAI ZOO’S BABY HIPPO MOO DENG BREAKS THE INTERNET
Face it—she’s the best thing that ever happened to any of us in our entire lives.
2. SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS RELEASES 2023-24 TEST SCORE DATA
Our kids read good, but the math skills don’t entirely add up.
3. TRUMP CALLS HARRIS “MENTALLY IMPAIRED”
Dude. What are you doing? Where are the people who are supposed to help you?
4. CITY HIRES PRIVATE SECURITY GUARDS FOR DOWNTOWN AREA
Y’know how people always say “Santa Fe used to be so much better?” We get it.
5. JUDGE DENIES RUST ARMORER REQUEST FOR RELEASE OR NEW TRIAL
Meanwhile, you just know Alec Baldwin is being a dick to someone somewhere right now.
6. PLAZA OBELISK DECISION DELAYED YET AGAIN
Who knew moving a racist monument would bother people so much?
7. ALBUQUERQUE JOURNAL EDITOR PLEADS GUILTY TO SHOPLIFTING
Wait a minute. Do journalists not have some kind of immunity? Because we’ve done some stuff.
