1. TRUMP TO HOLD RALLY IN NEW MEXICO ON HALLOWEEN, Though no location announced as of deadline
Gaaaaaaaah! That’s a really scary mask, and…oh, wait—it’s just his stupid face.
2. EARLY VOTING ENDS SOON IN SANTA FE
What a hilarious concept in the land of mañana.
3. THOUSANDS OF TARANTULAS IN NEW MEXICO COME OUT FOR MATING SEASON
Welp, that was a real nice state we had there, but we’ll have to burn it all down and move.
4. MAYOR ALAN WEBBER NAMES CITY ATTORNEY ERIN MCSHERRY INTERIM CITY MANAGER
Cool. Now if most people knew what any of that meant, we’d really have something here.
5. CITY REPORTEDLY HAS LARGE NUMBER OF TORT CLAIMS AGAINST IT
Does the interim city manager know?!
6. BIDEN FORMALLY APOLOGIZES FOR INDIGENOUS BOARDING SCHOOLS
Now give the land back real quick, bro.
7. COUNTY CLERK SAYS TO DROP OFF ABSENTEE BALLOTS RATHER THAN MAILING THEM
Why even have them in the first place if the endgame is going to the places you’d hoped to avoid?
