1. HYDE PARK ROAD REPAVING TO CUT OFF SOME OUTDOOR HOTSPOTS
Guess you’ll temporarily have to walk up a hill then come back down that hill someplace else, hikers.
2. FIESTA DE SANTA FÉ CANCELED FOLLOWING POLICE SHOOTING INCIDENT
Thanks so much for ruining the party, guy.
3. SOUTHSIDE SPEEDWAY CLERK ACCUSED OF FIRING SHOTS
What’s up, Santa Fe? We’re all kind of going through it, huh?
4. REPORT SHOWS SHORT TERM CRIME WENT DOWN IN SANTA FE, BUT OVERALL CRIME ROSE
It’s OK to not know how to feel about that.
5. CRITICS DECRY STATE FAIR ENTRY, PARKING COSTS
A tough new reality for fans of deep-fried -everything.
6. CHOCOLATE MAVEN OPENS NEW EVENTS VENUE
We just want to know if the cakes are still available in there.
7. JAMES EARL JONES DIES AT 93
The force was strong with that one.
