"I guess if you're Catholic, seeing a new archbishop get installed is like seeing the Rolling Stones."
—Overheard in front of St. Francis Cathedral
"They need one of those spinning bathing suit wringers in here. I've told them, but no one listens."
—Overheard at Chavez Community Center locker room, as she squeezed water onto the floor
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