"Are you mad?" "No, my face just looks like this sometimes."
—Overheard at Enterprise Rent-a-Car
"The best thing about subscribing to the New Mexican is that every day I get a doggie poop bag or a rubber band."
—Overheard at Rodeo Road Java Joe's
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