"If I was going to waste calories, I wouldn't waste them on a Frito Pie."
—Overheard at Plaza food stand
"The packet of information had an unfortunate encounter with an apple pie. It's a long story; let's just say the packet needs replacement."
—Overheard at Christus St. Vincent Hospital
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