"Just because I left the temple doesn't mean I'm ready for a Christmas tree."
—Overheard at Whole Foods
Mother: Whole Foods sells freshly cut Christmas trees but they won't sell artificial sweeteners.
Daughter: They're trying to save your life, not your soul.
—Also overheard at Whole Foods
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