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“In a COVID fog, I woke up and said, ‘I don’t want to die driving a Kia Soul!’ So I went out and bought a BMW.”
—Overheard at the Frank Ortiz Dog Park
“Fuckin’ Pooty. If was still in Rangers I’d go over there and shoot him in the head.”
—Overheard at a gas station
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