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“We don’t even have these hypothetical chickens they’re talking about!”
—Overheard from a seemingly exasperated lady walking down the middle of Canyon Road on her phone
Announcer: “That tall green and black balloon is the handle of a screwdriver. When it rises, you’ll
see the blade inflate.”
Passerby: “Definitely a giant dildo.”
—Overheard at Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta
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