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Husband: Do you want dairy?
Wife: No, just milk.
Husband: Milk is dairy, dear.
Wife: Oh, OK, I want dairy then.
—Overheard at Remix Audio Bar
“The hardest thing I do all day long is put on my underpants.”
—Overheard at the Santa Fe Community College
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