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Eavesdropper
Girlfriend: “So when was the last time you cheated on me?”
Boyfriend: “Rebecca.”
Girlfriend: “I didn’t ask who; I asked when.”
Boyfriend: “Two weeks ago.”
—Couple in Yummy’s Donut Shop in Albuquerque
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