artdirector@sfreporter.com
Eavesdropper
“Don’t take it personally! I just love my dog more than I’ll ever love you or anyone else. Sorry, mom.”
—Overheard at PetSmart
“So he makes his little paintings and he sells them on Etsy or something, and I’m just kind of like, 'Ugh, dude. We get it. You went to art school. Asshole.'”
—Overheard on Palace Avenue
