"I really think this protein thing is working, your face looks pretty good. I wouldn't get obsessed with it or anything, though."
-Man to woman at India Palace
"Guys? Can we go back to porn?"
-Girl at Java Joe's trying to redirect her friends' discussion on creamed corn wrestling.
"I think I'll come and open an account here just so I can check out the chicks."
-One 20-something man to another upon leaving Los Alamos National Bank.
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