Teenage son, standing by two full shopping carts outside Albertson's:
"You owe me."
Mother:
"I don't owe you shit, man. I gave you life."
Man returning skis at the end of season:
"These were not used once this season."
Female employee points to her cash register:
"Neither was this."
-Overheard at Skier's Edge.
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