"You know why they call PMS 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."
-Fat bald guy at a table full of similar guys telling PMS jokes at El Tesoro.
"I'm on my 43rd day of sobriety, Mom, I wish you were here, I love you."
-Overheard cell phone conversation at Whole Foods.
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