Man 1: "The truth is what you believe."
Man 2: "That's not true, and let me tell you why."
-Overheard at Green Onion sports bar.
Middle-aged woman, holding up cactus, to employee: "Do you think this is safe to plant in my yard? I run a child daycare center."
-Overheard at Santa Fe Greenhouses.
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