"Every day I wake up and thank God you're not my wife."
-Man to woman at Squeaky Clean Car Wash.
"I'm not across the street; I'm on the other side of the street."
-Woman on a cell phone watching the pet parade.
"Don't go in there. Jesus is coming and he doesn't want to find you at Swig!"
-Overheard outside Swig, said by guy coming out (drunk) to people going in.
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