"She told me she never wants to speak to me again, so I'm not going to call her until next week."
-20-something guy talking to another 20-something guy at Second Street Brewery.
"As you can see by my T-shirt, I'm an a**hole!"
-Guy in two-tone shirt trying to hit on women at El Farol.
"At first I thought it was that guy from Batman, but then I realized it was the guy from the Whole Foods fish counter."
-Woman describing failed celebrity encounter to a friend during an art opening at CSF.
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