"Santa Fe can hurt, especially if you're single and you're in the human being demographic."
-Guy talking to another guy in line at Wild Oats.
"I just had sex with this guy and his sister and now I'm at the Cowgirl."
-Overheard on Christmas Eve.
"So I pulled over and picked up this hitchhiker. THAT shut her up."
-Overheard at Maria's.
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