"Dude! Whenever I sleep with a skeezy chick, I always check her papers. I don't mess around with STDs."
-Man talking loudly on cell phone outside Bert's la Taquería at the STUDIO SITE party.
"I bought him a tongue stud for helping me move the heavy stuff."
-Woman at her storage unit off Cerrillos Road.
"Someone stole the Yoga Journal, the BASTARDS!"
-Woman checking for something to read at the Teahouse.
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