"I'm SO 4 years old today."
-Waitress at Cowgirl, apologizing to diner.
"Mmm. These penis candies taste just like runts!"
-Overheard at the Santa Fe Reporter singles party.
Two guys smoking outside The Lodge:
Guy one: "Wow, dude! That's a cool camera! Did you buy it in Japan?"
Guy two: "No, I got it in America, but I have Japanese tendencies."
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