"I've got a case with three judges. I've got three DWIs so it doesn't matter which judge I see."
-Guy talking to clerk at Santa Fe County Magistrate Court
"But monkeys don't like carpet."
-Lady to man, as they search for houses in the paper at Java Joe's Coffee Café.
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