"You'd be a wealthy person now if your mother hadn't been shot in the head."
-A customer talking at a local restaurant. The entire group at the table laughed afterward.
Thirteen-year-old girl:
"Are you drunk?"
Drunk man:
"I wouldn't go to Zozilla sober!!".
-Overheard at Zozobra.
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