Older girl:
"Because I'm your sister, give me the phone."
Younger girl:
"Because I'm your sister, tell me who you like."
-Overheard in women's bathroom at Santa Fe Bar & Grill.
"If I believed in God, I think he would talk to me through Panda cookies."
-Man in Panda Express while opening his fortune cookie.
"This queer thing is really hot!"
-One man to another at the Moulin Rouge Halloween Party at RainbowVision.
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