"Hey guys! Someone just threw an eyeball down my bra!"
-Girl at The Mine Shaft Tavern's Halloween party
Female customer:
"Where is your ladies room, please?"
Male employee:
"We don't have public restrooms."
Female customer:
"Well maybe you should get some public restrooms so people won't have to pee on your floor."
-Overheard in the lobby of First National Bank of Santa Fe's downtown location.
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