"If we'd only eaten more Frito pies we'd have the money to buy more art."
-Wife to husband at The Backroom Coffee Bar at Cruz Gallery
"Excuse me, but could you please stop masturbating-some of us are trying to meditate."
-Overheard in women's tub at Ten Thousand Waves.
Tourist No. 1:
"Look! There goes a Smart Car!"
Tourist No. 2:
"I don't know if I want to be that smart."
-Overheard outside Holy Spirit Espresso
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