Santa Fe Eavesdropper

First person:

�If we stay here �til 7:00, we�ll be zombies.�

Second Person:

�Why, it�s a quarter after six?�

First person:

�It is? Forget I even said anything.�

�Overheard at Second Street Brewery.

Man singing, repeatedly, to the tune of Pat Benatar�s �Love is a Battlefield.�:

�Love is a Batmobile!�

Woman with him:

�I have never wished I was a lesbian as much as I do right now.�

�Overheard in line at the downtown Albertson�s.

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