Guy and girl pushing a service cart at the Hilton:
Guy:
"It's too heavy. I'm having two babies."
Girl:
"Yeah. But they're not in you."
One woman to another:
"I'm coming to Tristan und Isolde next week. You'll never see it for less, you'll never have a better starting time and you can strike it off your lifetime list."
Another woman:
"I like operas. It's the singing I don't like."
-Overheard at March 15 simulcast of Peter Grimes at the Lensic
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