"Simmer down Ma'am."
-Cashier to customer at Bed Bath and Beyond.
Man sneezes and says: "Those Chalupas are really getting to me..."
-Overheard at Fraser Med Center Pharmacy.
"Because she's a conservative Christian, so it looks bad that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant."
"Maybe it was immaculate conception."
-Conversation about the Sarah Palin controversy in line at Whole Foods.
